Listen. Hon, can I let y'in on a little secret? Y'know what's sad about her gettin' the one up on folks like you an' me? The truth is, she's real young. An' real inexperienced. She don't really know the world 'cept the facts and figures. Even seein' my husband, she ain't ever been with a man. An' what she really wants? Is t'be loved an' understood. She gets her feelin's hurt like a teenage girl.

You're lettin' that bot fool y'into thinkin' she's got it more together than she does.