glassbox: (pic#4358928)
ʟɪʟ "ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ ᴡɪꜰᴇ" ᴄʀᴀᴡʟᴇʏ ([personal profile] glassbox) wrote2012-10-14 11:29 pm

IC CONTACT.


it's diamond lil.

leave a message, hon.
slightlyoffchilt: (Burnish.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
A bodyguard? You sound a little [female] uh, unique for that.

[A much longer, increasingly chillier beat -- the realization hits.]

Wait.

I do know that name.
slightlyoffchilt: (Abjure.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yes -- I've seen you converse with that -- ah, with Danger.
slightlyoffchilt: (Frost.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh god, no. No. [But after the exhale of horror, he denotes that overheard resentment.] She works at my institution, but I'm hardly more than an agitated acquaintance of hers.
slightlyoffchilt: (Abjure.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh and she's so territorial. [Uh oh, gossip girl Chilton.] Wouldn't you say? Defensive about it, as well.
slightlyoffchilt: (Quisling.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I -- ah. I highly doubt that scenario would apply to me, specifically.

[And he clears his throat. Like a manly man.]

So. Were you romantic rivals or is this a... Sordid affair sort of deal?
slightlyoffchilt: (Look.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Am I -- am I to believe that your husband indulged in droning on [haha get it? drone, because she's a robot] to a vivacious, actual woman?

[There's acid in his disbelief. He's still angry that Danger could ruin him in a second.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Foist.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, actually, I'm a psychiatrist. It's quite literally my job to assess ad analyze the severe psychological maladi-- aaaah, problems. Of. Others.
slightlyoffchilt: (Consume.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
The Iraq War?

[He doesn't know you're into old dudes, Lil.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Evaluate.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
The National Arbitration and Mediation--?

Oh. No, you mean Vietnam, don't you? Vietnam, how the place is pronounced.
slightlyoffchilt: (Foist.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, no. I'm just not a linguist, and deciphering your charming dialect renders quite the conundrum.
slightlyoffchilt: (Resigned.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Immensely.

So are you insinuating that his presumed Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is what enabled his... Relationship? With Danger?
slightlyoffchilt: (Esoteric.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-12-09 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
That is. Horrifying. He can't empathize with people whatsoever? After having possessed that capability?

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